Cheesy, funny or down right terrible - we have come up with our favourite cringeworthy gin chat up lines, just in time for Valentine's Day.
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On a scale of 1 to, "I'm about to spit out my G&T" what would you give these beauties?!
"“You are the gin to my tonic.”
— — An oldie but a goodie
"“I love you a little more than I love gin.”
— — I mean, this is pretty big!
"“Well that broke the ice.”
— — While taking the ice out of your gin and smashing it on the floor.
"“You’re like my favourite gin - intoxicating.”
— — A little creepy...
"“I’d buy you a G&T but I’d be jealous of the glass.”
— — Getting creepier.
"“And now let me steal your heart.”
— — As they pick up your G&T
"“I can’t ‘Copa’ with how beautiful you are!”
— — Pointing at your gin and tonic in a Copa Glass.
"“Of all the gin joints in all the towns, you walked into this one.”
— — We thank you Casablanca!
"“Roses are red, gin is clear, finish your drink, let’s get out of here!”
— — Ah, the poet...
"“You and gin have a lot in common - strong, beautiful and you both make me dizzy!”
— — Or a little sick.
"“Like the tonic to my gin - you complete me.”
— — Criiiiinge!
"“If I was to rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘G&T’ and ‘U&I’ together.”
— — Dear lord...